I Don't Want To Sit Next To YOU Either!!!

I DON'T WANT TO SIT NEXT TO YOU EITHER! I swear one day I am going to make this T shirt! Nothing more fun than walking onto a plane with your infant/toddler... especially for the first time. I remember my first flight as a mother with my infant in tow. Since my family lives in New Jersey and I am on the west coast...  I knew I had many flights ahead of me.  When I called to make the flight the kind lady told me I did NOT need a seat for my 4 month old baby! FREE! Seriously... he was FREE! Nothings for free, right? So of course I did not buy him his own seat, my husband laughed and said why the hell would you buy him a seat?

The BIG day arrived and I was ready! I had everything AND the kitchen sink. To make a long story short he shit his pants and although I stuffed my diaper bag to the seams I forgot to pack an extra outfit. To top it off I was breast feeding and was to shy to whip about my boob.. so they were full, heavy, hot and ready to explode. I could not bend down to get anything out of my full diaper bag because I had an infant on my lap. Disaster! So Lesson Number One ALWAYS buy your kid a seat (especially if you are traveling alone) and Lesson Two, don't forget a change of clothes. Lesson Three, whip out that boob, don't suffer!

Which brings me to my shirt idea... I DON'T WANT TO SIT NEXT TO YOU EITHER.... All the looks I got... really people... you would think the majority of the population don't have kids.

Oh and just an FYI if you see a mom flying alone with her infant don't be afraid to help a girl with all her shit going through security :) Or at least don't stare at me struggling..... just pretend you are busy on the phone.