Holy Shit What Was That?

My first chore of the day is feeding my two dogs. So as I am filling their bowls with food I see my sweet daughter coming around the corner holding a full glass of fruit punch... which I had left on the coffee table last night. (It's usually a quarter of a glass of red wine... but I felt sick last night) 

So the first thing that comes to mind is red fruit punch all over the walls and floor... so I lunge to get the glass from her hands. Success was mine! Feeling a little dehydrated from blowing my nose all night I went ahead and took a big sip of my fruit punch. Immediately I started screaming at My daughter... "What did you put in here?" "What did you put in here?" "What did you put in here?" She looked at me and said, "Nothing" Well I kept on pressing... because before bed last night I let her put ear drops in her ear and she demanded to sleep with the bottle.... it was late... I gave in... I thought the little shit poisoned me!!!! I began to panic.... she finally blurted out that she put Hello Kitty Bubble Bath in the glass. So I ran to the kitchen... looked for something to drink...water... water no way... that would not take the taste out... the only thing left to drink was milk or pink lemonade... so I chugged some lemonade... 
and then sucked on a halls.... 

Well Hello Kitty

Guess after all the F bombs I drop around my kids... I finally got what was coming to me ... a mouth full of soap... karma's a Bitch!